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Why You Should Never Live In Haarlem

Haarlem housing market

You do not want to live in Haarlem.

Haarlem is full of ugly old streets.

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Haarlem [image source]

The scenery is pretty average.

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Haarlem [image source]

This windmill does nothing.

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Haarlem [image source]

Haarlem has a big obnoxious Church getting in the way in the main square.

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Haarlem [image source]

Nothing happens in Haarlem. (Look at these boring free people.)

Liberation Day (Photo: Melanie Caitlin)

Liberation Day (Photo: Melanie Caitlin)

Haarlem has no culture.

Teylers Museum Fossils

Teylers Museum Fossil Room [Photo Credit: Brian Shuchuk, travellingshus.com]

Haarlem doesn’t have any nice parks.

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Haarlem [image source]

Look at this annoying canal.

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Haarlem Photo by M.Bakenes

So uninspiring!

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Haarlem [image source]

There is no where to drink coffee.

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Haarlem [image source]

The markets are just full of cheese.

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The Botermarkt [image source]

As you can see, Haarlem is rubbish! Don’t come here!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Katie Joy was born and raised in London and now lives in Haarlem with her partner and their two cats. Katie Joy runs her own handmade jewelry business from home. She enjoys exploring Haarlem, trying new places to eat and drink and likes to immerse herself into the Dutch lifestyle.
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  1. Eric Oudendijk
    Eric Oudendijk says:

    You are SO right ! People, do NOT, I repeat: do NOT go anywhere near Haarlem ! We are not nice people at all. For us, Haarlemmers, it is already too late, but you still can save yourselves 🙂 Have a good time in Amsterdam 🙂

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