Haarlem housing market

You do not want to live in Haarlem.

Haarlem is full of ugly old streets.

Haarlem

Haarlem [image source]

The scenery is pretty average.

Haarlem

Haarlem [image source]

This windmill does nothing.

Haarlem

Haarlem [image source]

Haarlem has a big obnoxious Church getting in the way in the main square.

Haarlem

Haarlem [image source]

Nothing happens in Haarlem. (Look at these boring free people.)

Liberation Day (Photo: Melanie Caitlin)

Liberation Day (Photo: Melanie Caitlin)

Haarlem has no culture.

Teylers Museum Fossils

Teylers Museum Fossil Room [Photo Credit: Brian Shuchuk, travellingshus.com]

Haarlem doesn’t have any nice parks.

Haarlem

Haarlem [image source]

Look at this annoying canal.

Haarlem

Haarlem Photo by M.Bakenes

So uninspiring!

Haarlem

Haarlem [image source]

There is no where to drink coffee.

Haarlem

Haarlem [image source]

The markets are just full of cheese.

Haarlem

The Botermarkt [image source]

As you can see, Haarlem is rubbish! Don’t come here!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. Eric Oudendijk
    Eric Oudendijk says:

    You are SO right ! People, do NOT, I repeat: do NOT go anywhere near Haarlem ! We are not nice people at all. For us, Haarlemmers, it is already too late, but you still can save yourselves 🙂 Have a good time in Amsterdam 🙂

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