Why You Should Never Live In Haarlem
You do not want to live in Haarlem.
Haarlem is full of ugly old streets.

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The scenery is pretty average.

Haarlem [image source]
This windmill does nothing.

Haarlem [image source]
Haarlem has a big obnoxious Church getting in the way in the main square.

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Nothing happens in Haarlem. (Look at these boring free people.)

Liberation Day (Photo: Melanie Caitlin)
Haarlem has no culture.

Teylers Museum Fossil Room [Photo Credit: Brian Shuchuk, travellingshus.com]
Haarlem doesn’t have any nice parks.

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Look at this annoying canal.

Haarlem Photo by M.Bakenes
So uninspiring!

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There is no where to drink coffee.

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The markets are just full of cheese.

The Botermarkt [image source]
As you can see, Haarlem is rubbish! Don’t come here!
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You are SO right ! People, do NOT, I repeat: do NOT go anywhere near Haarlem ! We are not nice people at all. For us, Haarlemmers, it is already too late, but you still can save yourselves 🙂 Have a good time in Amsterdam 🙂