You do not want to live in Haarlem.
Haarlem is full of ugly old streets.
Haarlem [image source]
The scenery is pretty average.
Haarlem [image source]
This windmill does nothing.
Haarlem [image source]
Haarlem has a big obnoxious Church getting in the way in the main square.
Haarlem [image source]
Nothing happens in Haarlem. (Look at these boring free people.)
Liberation Day (Photo: Melanie Caitlin)
Haarlem has no culture.
Teylers Museum Fossil Room [Photo Credit: Brian Shuchuk, travellingshus.com]
Haarlem doesn’t have any nice parks.
Haarlem [image source]
Look at this annoying canal.
Haarlem Photo by M.Bakenes
So uninspiring!
Haarlem [image source]
There is no where to drink coffee.
Haarlem [image source]
The markets are just full of cheese.
The Botermarkt [image source]
As you can see, Haarlem is rubbish! Don’t come here!
Katie Joy
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You are SO right ! People, do NOT, I repeat: do NOT go anywhere near Haarlem ! We are not nice people at all. For us, Haarlemmers, it is already too late, but you still can save yourselves 🙂 Have a good time in Amsterdam 🙂