You do not want to live in Haarlem.
Haarlem is full of ugly old streets.
The scenery is pretty average.
This windmill does nothing.
Haarlem has a big obnoxious Church getting in the way in the main square.
Nothing happens in Haarlem. (Look at these boring free people.)
Haarlem has no culture.
Haarlem doesn’t have any nice parks.
Look at this annoying canal.
There is no where to drink coffee.
The markets are just full of cheese.
As you can see, Haarlem is rubbish! Don’t come here!